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At dinner, she told her sister: вЂњMy monkey has grown hair.вЂќ Her sister smiled and said: вЂњThatвЂ™s nothing, mine is already eating bananas.вЂќД«ecause I put on the wrong sock this morningДЁ. Her mom calmly said: вЂњThat part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair.вЂќ the girl smiled. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. How did pinnochio figure out he was made of wood?Д¦. What does it taste like when you eat out an old person?Д¤. To which the man says вЂњNo thanks, if four shots doesnвЂ™t get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will.вЂќДЈ.

The bartender looks at the man and says вЂњFour shots for yourself? WhatвЂ™s the special occasion?вЂќ to which the man replies вЂњFirst blowjob.вЂќ The bartender puts on a congratulatory smile and pats the man on the shoulder and says heвЂ™ll give him a fifth shot on the house. The man orders four shots of whiskey for himself. The bartender looks at him and asks him what heвЂ™d like to drink. A man walks into a bar and takes a seat on one of the stools.

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